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Tatooine resident and retiree Ben Kenobi attempted to a give a teenage neighbor, Luke Skywalker, an ancient weapon known as a lightsaber yesterday afternoon. The lightsaber, an obscure weapon comprised of a cylindrical metal hilt that emits a brilliant and deadly energy beam, was once the iconic weapon of the now defunct Jedi Order. Skywalker, … Read more

Theed Power Generator Technician Harvey Argala recovered one full lightsaber and one partial lightsaber from the Theed Plasma Refinery Complex during a routine maintenance sweep yesterday afternoon. The technician, a Plasma Refinery Complex employee of 14 years, spotted the lightsabers lodged in adjacent cooling vents near the bottom of the melting pit. Argala said it’s not … Read more